January 2007

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Well, having been a primary school teacher before I was a Rev, and before I was a dad, I saw a lot of children’s attempts at being artistic. Sometimes great unexpected things emerged, sometimes it took hours to clean up the mess and make the classroom look fit for human habitation again! This week at home we’ve had a similar mix of child creativity.

On Sunday I used red poster paint in my morning service to show how God washes away sin, based on Isaiah 1:18

“Come now, let us reason together,” says the LORD.
“Though your sins are like scarlet, they shall be as white as snow;
though they are red as crimson, they shall be like wool.”

Little did I know that later that afternoon back at home, Jemima, our youngest, would decide to turf out the same paints from my resources box and paint the entire surface of her new trampoline in the same bright scarlet paint. We should have taken a picture.

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Here, at least, is the aftermath.

Truth is, we were too panicked and wanted to clean it, and the carpet, and the sofa as fast as possible. 7 washing-up bowls full of hot water later, and after a lot of scrubbing of said things, and of Jemima, things looked a lot better. Ho hum, such is life. No real damage done.

Then here is a picture or two of a little person of ours having donned a guitar in order to sing “Twinkle, twinkle, little star”. The second looks like a bit of Van Halen head-action!

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Cute or what?

Finally, and here is the star turn, number 2, Daisy is home ill from school today, and was asking me what she could do with a bunch of acrylic paints she had for Christmas. I dug out some old flooring material to use as a canvas, and Daisy found her Disney characters drawing book, and with a pencil, the paints, a bit of fatherly guidance, and some patience here is the beautiful result, along with the proud, soon to be famous, artist. Not bad for 6, don’t you think?

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Here is the proof - not exactly Canadian quantities, but definitely the white stuff. Happy children throw snowballs at their long-suffering parents (No pictures!).

snow-fun-january-2007-004smaller.jpgSeven o’clock this morning.

snow-fun-january-2007-008smaller.jpg The face of the abominable chairs monster!

snow-fun-january-2007-010smaller.jpgFional faces the cold.

I found this picture on the very moving blog site Postsecret. I’m glad to say I don’t feel this way, but I know there have been times in the past when I have done, and I know there are others here who have. Let’s pray for them. It isn’t an easy job to do whether we wear one of these things or not.

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BBC 6 Music is currently asking the question ‘What is the best and worst cover versions ever recorded?’. I see the Daily Telegraph got there first with a top 50. Any thoughts? Here are my preliminary suggestions:

Best:

Everything But the Girl - Love is Strange

Tintin Out - Always Something there to Remind Me

Jimi Hendrix (or maybe U2) - All along the Watchtower

Oasis - Cum on Feel tha Noize

Johnny Cash - Personal Jesus

The Byrds - Mr Tamborine Man

Worst:

William Shatner - Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds

Marilyn Manson - Personal Jesus

Madonna - American Pie

The Undecided in the Middle!

Scissor Sisters - Comfortably Numb

Ralf Harris - Stairway to Heaven

DJ Sammy - Heaven

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Cartoon by Dave Walker. Find more cartoons you can freely re-use on your blog at We Blog Cartoons.

I am a mongrel in my church background, having spent 5 years worshipping in a Pentecostal church in my teens, then moving on to Methodism via ‘house’ churches and training alongside Anglicans, URC, Roman Catholics, Russian Orthodox, and other flavours of Christian, delving into Iona, Taize and Alternative worship on the way.

When I was at Cambridge, lapping up its rich choral tradition, I often took part in sung services, and was even given the opportunity one evening to be cantor at one of the colleges (Robinson) where I did a 2-year placement. Last night, having an evening free from leading a service, I ventured down to our city’s parish church, St. Peter’s to rekindle my liking for that kind of thing. (Around here there is plenty to be had which is, as a friend of mine once put it, “so high, you can’t get over it”.) It was delightful, restful and uplifting - I even got to kneel in prayer without feeling self-concious!

What struck me most though, was encountering again a stillness in the words. Very traditional bits from the King James version, Psalms sung to elaborate polyphonic settings, the Book of Common Prayer and so on became for me a sacred inner quiet space within which the raw literal meanings became less important than the meanings I could play with and let sit and rest in my consciousness like eggs being brooded upon in a nest. A similar effect I find in the best haiku poetry.

I am one for loud rocking out worship with a band, but I would miss it very much if we all did that. Last night confirmed to me what I’d said to one of my congregations that morning; God speaks and can reach us through formality as well as informality.

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(from Moby’s blog)

The Washington Post has published the winning submissions to its yearly neologism contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words.

The winners are:

1. Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs.

2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.

3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

4. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.

5. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent.

6. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightgown.

7. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.

8. Gargoyle (n.), olive-flavored mouthwash.

9. Flatulence (n.) emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.

10. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.

11. Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam.

12. Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.

13. Pokemon (n), a Rastafarian proctologist.

14. Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.

15. Frisbeetarianism (n.), (back by popular demand): The belief that, when you die, your Soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.

16. Circumvent (n.), an opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men.

Christmas photos on flickr

We’ve put some photos from Christmas on to flickr (or look to your right!)… enjoy!

Just after Christmas we had two good friends of ours visiting us. Tim is doing an education PhD in the US and Janet is from the UK and teaches strings. We had a great time with them eating fake Mexican food and playing Settlers of Catan over a glass or two of plonk. However, the next day we decided to show them the high life and go down to the pier, where the following snaps were, um.. er… snapped. Isn’t it funny how we allow ourselves this kind of press exposure?! Happy New Year everyone.

 

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My new year inspiration comes from a post on Jason’s blog . Jason points to an article in the NY Times on the subject of what we might call creative messiness. As I read I was moved to photograph my own desk and then do an audit of its contents. I didn’t rearrange anything before the photo and the audit is real, if a bit hard to believe. Perhaps you will find it spurs you on to your own creative messiness. (BTW, even I have to admit it isn’t usually this bad, but hey we’ve just had Christmas and I’m clergy!) Remember, ‘Cleanliness is next to impossible’. new-year-2007-desksmall.jpg

Audit of the Contents of my desktop on 2nd January 2007

(V) means you might spot it visible on the picture!

Teaching Bible to Adults and Youth - Dick Murray (V)

The First Christmas (Children’s nativity book)

The Dramatised Bible (2 copies) (V)

Holy Bible New Living Translation (2 copies) (V)

Hymns and Psalms

My diary

12 unused A5 envelopes

CD - Robinson College Cambridge Carols

2 tubs of green hand exercise putty

2 tissues (1 used!) (V)

a 2GB memory stick

A purple feather biro quill pen

Bible study notes on The Covenants (V)

2 cordless telephones (V)

A h/b copy of Tintin ‘Flight 714‘ (V - look hard for this one!)

Tube of T-Cut scratch remover

1 copy of The Methodist Worship Book

An order of service for a carol service (V?)

digital camera (OK, this wasn’t visible when I took the photo, cleverclogs ;-) )

Varn Harn Lectionary Commentary Vol.2

A small pill box containing memory verses

a Stanley trimming knife (V)

An A4 pad

endless minutes of meetings and other paperwork (V)

a homemade paper king’s crown (V)

a cutout paper reindeer face (V)

A Fitzwilliam College Cambridge drinks coaster

A scent burner

1 tub of white acrylic artist’s paint

a small prestretched canvas

5 assorted Windsor and Newton paintbrushes (V just)

2 pencils

1 3.5mm stereo jack patch lead

Thinking Things through Series - The Sacraments by Michael J Townsend

a stapler

1 copy of Mission Praise (words edition)

1 2007 pocket diary

1 Woodingdean Songbook

a Brighton and Hove A-Z streetmap

Holy Bible RSV pocket edition

a tie pin

a box of unused Christmas cards (I did use some from the box!)

a fountain pen

2 undelivered Christmas cards (I did post the others, honest!)

1 CD of breakbeat music

1 CD Sin Disease by Scaterd-Few

1 bible reading calander

1 Christmas Quiz sent by my brother

1 Chambers English Dictionary

1 packet of Methodist Church membership cards

a reporter’s spiral notepad

a bunch of visiting cards

a fuse bulb from a set of Christmas lights

1 transparency for an Advent song

Computer keyboard, mouse and TFT (V)

some forms

a pilot edition of a church newsletter (V)

a chrome toothbrush stand being used as a penholder but only containing a palm cross and a straw decorated with a butterfly saying “God loves you” (I know he does :-) )

an empty packet of ‘Woodland Blend’ model railway fake grass

a fountain pen

Holy Bible NRSV with apocrypha (Anglicised edition)

ADSL modem

Answerphone

the cut off toe from an old sock (it was for a children’s illustration before Christmas)

several biro pens

Ephesians - Building a Community in Christ - John Stott

In tray containing: a compartment organiser (unopened Christmas present), a pair of sunglasses, a child’s comb, more orders of service, notes, 3 mini clipboard clips and a plastic peg

and finally…

1 rinsed out Lyle’s Golden Syrup tin.

This morning I listened to a podcast where the speaker talked about his life as “Seeking clarity through obscurity”. I know what he means :-)

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